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You would not like the real me. I tell you this all the time. I tell you this as I take off my coat, my sweater, my mask, my face. I tell you this as I unzip my skin. I … Continue reading
“But what if I don’t want to?” “I’m not sure why you think that should matter.” “I have free will you know.” “Mmm.” “You keep making that sound.” “Yyyyes. Well. You humans often bring up the notion of free will, … Continue reading
With all its cracks and crumbles, with all its fur and dust, with all its snakes and vermin, with all its mold and must, with all its screams and crying, with all its blood and bone, bless this house, dread … Continue reading
Someone comes in every day and walks into the empty, dark side of my office. They do this every morning, and they stand there, confused, turning in slow circles, on the other side of my desk. “Hello?” they call. It … Continue reading