Tag Archives: humor

Resting Bitchface

I miss the way we used to pass one another, silently, eyes never meeting, greetings never exchanged. When you open your mouth, I imagine you dead, with flies on your tongue, instead of words. I find that I hate you … Continue reading

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Okay. I call shenanigans

Top searches for my blog within the last week: Keep finding insects 2014 — Um. Gross? Are horses teeth made of milk — I… what? * * * So *I* tried to search for my blog with these phrases, and … Continue reading

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In honor of 100 followers and 200 posts…

…I present to you the following hilarity. The top searches that lead to my fiction include the phrase: “What’s it like falling in love?” Whoever you are, I AM SO. SO. SORRY. * * * When we hit 200 followers, … Continue reading

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Testing

This is a post to test a feature that I think exists, but haven’t ever used.   If this shows up around 10am on 5/15/12, then I might know what I’m doing.

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Standing Up, Say Something

The previous entry is about the site “The Mouthy Housewives” wherein a small collective of women both reinforce and subvert the strange notion of “Perfection” embodied by fictional women such as Donna Reed or Mrs. Ward Cleaver. They’re a combination … Continue reading

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