“But what if I don’t want to?”
“I’m not sure why you think that should matter.”
“I have free will you know.”
“Mmm.”
“You keep making that sound.”
“Yyyyes. Well. You humans often bring up the notion of free will, as though it’s some sort of ‘get out of jail free’ card but you’re failing to take into account one little thing.”
“What’s that?”
“That guy also has free will.”
“What g–*”
“…clean that up, would you?”
