Category Archives: Real Life

Tonight's special. You get two posts.

Posted on August 7, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

I finished writing the goddamned book. I feel a little like throwing up. That’s either a weird form of relief, or a desperate need to sleep. Goodnight, everybody.

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It’s My Birthday!

Posted on May 15, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

I used to get ridiculously excited for my birthday every year, and then, getting older, there were a few times I was actually Scrooge-y on May 15th, but this year, I’m feeling celebratory. It’s my happy birthday, today, and I’m … Continue reading →

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It's My Birthday!

Posted on May 15, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

I used to get ridiculously excited for my birthday every year, and then, getting older, there were a few times I was actually Scrooge-y on May 15th, but this year, I’m feeling celebratory. It’s my happy birthday, today, and I’m … Continue reading →

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Fuck writing. Fuck the world. Fuck this, and this, and this, and everything else.

Posted on April 28, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

I’m posting today, but it isn’t fiction. Don’t ‘like’ this post, okay? I’m putting my cat to sleep this afternoon. He’s been my best friend of 10 years. My wife bought him for me before she was my wife. If … Continue reading →

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In honor of 100 followers and 200 posts…

Posted on April 1, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

…I present to you the following hilarity. The top searches that lead to my fiction include the phrase: “What’s it like falling in love?” Whoever you are, I AM SO. SO. SORRY. * * * When we hit 200 followers, … Continue reading →

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