Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

DeathWatch No. 77 – I could keep you as a dog

This is Issue #77 of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘A Beginning’ and read from there, if you need to catch up. Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * * Battlefield tents had been brought; it was not … Continue reading

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DeathWatch No. 76 – We Will Find Them

This is Issue #76 of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘A Beginning’ and read from there, if you need to catch up. Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * * It was the smell that turned Jet’s stomach; … Continue reading

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Oops!

Two posts today? Apparently I got the scheduler all confused. Maybe that means I’ll delay tomorrow’s #Deathwatch until Tuesday? Muahahaha. I’m kidding — I’m kidding! Probably.

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Bless This House

With all its cracks and crumbles, with all its fur and dust, with all its snakes and vermin, with all its mold and must, with all its screams and crying, with all its blood and bone, bless this house, dread … Continue reading

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Remind Me

Remind me; sometimes it escapes me that I never loved you, only obsessed about you. Sometimes I can’t remember the asshole you were, and the pathetic, spineless thing you made me. Remind me; open your mouth. Say something, anything — … Continue reading

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