Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot…

Posted on January 1, 2012 by Catastrophe Jones

“How’s that song go?” “I have no idea, and don’t sing it anyway.” “Oh, come on. You get so ‘Bah, humbug!’ around Christmas, Scrooge.” “Because it’s just–” “–fake and commercial and no one knows the true spirit of Christmas anymore, … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas!

Posted on December 25, 2011 by Catastrophe Jones

(Happy Hannukah, Blessed Solstice, Happy Kwanzaa, and, uh… Happy Sunday?) Wonderful Christmas Eve dinner with the family; I learned to make Stollen this week, and it was DELICIOUS! I should share the recipe and some photographs, but maybe on the … Continue reading →

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It's DONE!

Posted on November 23, 2011 by Catastrophe Jones

Behold: I finally published the book.

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It’s DONE!

Posted on November 23, 2011 by Catastrophe Jones

Behold: I finally published the book.

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Today I broke my foot…

Posted on October 18, 2011 by Catastrophe Jones

The left one, to be precise. (Mind you, this is a retroactive post, to explain for a supreme lack of content.) I went to the doctor’s office for a checkup, and once I was home, rather than work on writing, … Continue reading →

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