Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

Flash Fiction Collection

Coming up soon, I’ll have an actual publication to offer you. That’s right — I’ve finally bitten the bullet and am putting out a book. Hard cover, and soft cover — Catastrophe Jones: A Collection of Forgotten Dreams will be … Continue reading

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Natural Disasters

A couple of months ago, there were tornados, near here. They did not reach Chez Jones, nor were any family nearby affected in any horrible way, but the region was shellshocked, because tornados don’t normally show up in this area, … Continue reading

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Pieces #4

She liked to look up at the stars– twinkle, twinkle, little –mother had said they were the eyes of the ones who had gone before. She liked to look at the grass– green grows, green grows the –mother said that … Continue reading

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Halls of Man

Before the halls of man had fallen, there was an Empire that lived under a single sun and two moons, its people numerous, civilized, and well-bred. Its reign was vast, holding the lands from the endless mountains of the east … Continue reading

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Pieces #3

The dawn clawed its way over the horizon, red and bloody fingers reaching up and to the sky, tearing open the dull grey rags that clothed the blue, and a pitiful rain bled out onto the scorched earth below.  The … Continue reading

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