Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones
Another Prompt
#4. “A fairy whose speech is incomprehensible to other creatures.” “?” “I’m sorry, what?” “????” “I… I don’t… I don’t understand?” “!” “Well you don’t have to shout now, do you?” “!??!” “I assure you, I am just as confused … Continue reading
From the book of writing prompts
#3. I’ll reveal the prompt at the end of this one, for humor’s sake. “You know you want to.” “Shh.” “Gira-aaard.” “Shhh. M’trying t’sleep, here.” “So? You’ve been thinking about it all day.” “Stop.” “You know how soft I am. … Continue reading
Writing Prompt
2. “A goblin cleric” “I can’t believe you let it cook, Girard.” The knight shoved past the rogue, pushing him almost into the camp fire, turned cookfire. “What, don’t be an asshole, Clement; the little one has talent!” Girard tsks. … Continue reading
My wife got me a book of writing prompts for Christmas
And I have been needing to do the thing where you just write, because you can’t write the good until you write all the crap. Day 1. “The pampered princeling who considers himself a Robin Hood.” It was surprisingly hard … Continue reading
I haven’t had to change anything on this site in so long
I have forgotten how to do half of it. I have this new thing I’ve been trying, but I can’t figure out how to publish it on here, because all this website is is a glorified wordpress instance, and I … Continue reading