Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

This old man

“If I’d had any sense, you know,” he says aloud, a lifetime of other thoughts folding and unfolding inside his head, “I’d never have gotten caught up in that mess.” He says mess as though the word itself were dirty, … Continue reading

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Standing Up, Say Something

The previous entry is about the site “The Mouthy Housewives” wherein a small collective of women both reinforce and subvert the strange notion of “Perfection” embodied by fictional women such as Donna Reed or Mrs. Ward Cleaver. They’re a combination … Continue reading

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Open mouth, insert foot?

Sometimes, when Someone Is Wrong on the internet, you feel a need to speak up, and clearly, fully, and with big, long, wordy babblings. I’m not sure you should ever respond to this need with anything other than a glass … Continue reading

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Scattered

Whenever I end up reading a poignant article someone else has written that generates many, many comments because it was well-thought-out, well-written, and well-publicized, I often end up thinking about writing some kind of incredible post of my own that’s … Continue reading

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Thunderstruck

Or maybe just delightedly fangirling. Warren Ellis promoted my book on his site. I got a whole post, all to myself. Commence high-pitched ‘EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!’ noise, starting… NOW

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