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It's My Birthday!

Posted on May 15, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

I used to get ridiculously excited for my birthday every year, and then, getting older, there were a few times I was actually Scrooge-y on May 15th, but this year, I’m feeling celebratory. It’s my happy birthday, today, and I’m … Continue reading →

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This week’s top searches that landed you weirdos on my blog include:

Posted on May 9, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

‘too late 2014 world catastrophe coming’ — Yeah, you’re probably right. It’s been foretold my coming would end the world. ‘thinking too much solution’ — I prefer scotch, but hey, if you prefer my writing, by all means. ‘fucking in … Continue reading →

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This week's top searches that landed you weirdos on my blog include:

Posted on May 9, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

‘too late 2014 world catastrophe coming’ — Yeah, you’re probably right. It’s been foretold my coming would end the world. ‘thinking too much solution’ — I prefer scotch, but hey, if you prefer my writing, by all means. ‘fucking in … Continue reading →

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In honor of 100 followers and 200 posts…

Posted on April 1, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

…I present to you the following hilarity. The top searches that lead to my fiction include the phrase: “What’s it like falling in love?” Whoever you are, I AM SO. SO. SORRY. * * * When we hit 200 followers, … Continue reading →

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Posted on March 9, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

At dawn, the grey sky still hung heavy over the camp; the pool itself was the only thing that seemed returned to life. The Captain had woken early, and had gathered the children — to what purpose, we didn’t know. … Continue reading →

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