Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

100 Words: Acceptance

Posted on May 22, 2016 by Catastrophe Jones

We believe we are whole We believe we are a universe unto ourselves And I say to you, I say unto you, that we are nothing but waters, nothing but blankness, nothing but loss and darkness and emptiness. I say … Continue reading →

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Dialogue is fun

Posted on May 21, 2016 by Catastrophe Jones

“Lighter? Check. Smokes? Check. Hair? Check.” “You check your bloody hair? What, it’s gonna fucking leave?” “Shut it, Mr. Adjusts Himself While He’s Standing And I’m Sitting. What, it’s gonna fucking leave?” “It’s not the same thing!” “It’s at EYE-LEVEL.” … Continue reading →

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DeathWatch II No. 9 – Aneen

Posted on May 20, 2016 by Catastrophe Jones

This is Issue 9 of DeathWatch, Book II: tentatively called Heart Of Ilona, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find DeathWatch, the first in the series, or start from the beginning of Book II! Welcome back, and Happy Reading! … Continue reading →

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Rhythm (&Blues)

Posted on May 19, 2016 by Catastrophe Jones

You’d better know how much I want you, how much I am willing to fight, how much I am willing to persevere and how much I need to be right, how much I can give up, how much I can … Continue reading →

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DeathWatch II No. 8 – I Should Know Better

Posted on May 18, 2016 by Catastrophe Jones

This is Issue #8 of DeathWatch, Book II: tentatively called Heart Of Ilona, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find DeathWatch, the first in the series, or start from the beginning of Book II! Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * … Continue reading →

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