Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

DeathWatch II No. 66 – I Serve

This is Issue #66 of DeathWatch, Book II: tentatively called Heart Of Ilona, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find DeathWatch, the first in the series, or start from the beginning of Book II! Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * … Continue reading

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DeathWatch II No. 65 – If Nixus were here, what do you think she’d do?

This is Issue #65 of DeathWatch, Book II: tentatively called Heart Of Ilona, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find DeathWatch, the first in the series, or start from the beginning of Book II! Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * … Continue reading

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With SERIOUS apologies to Corned Beef Hashtag, Howard Ashman, et al….

Lift up your pen Dust off your keyboard Here, take my pencil Erase false starts away Show me your page, clean as the mornin’ I know things were bad, but now they’re okay Possibly Henry is sittin’ beside you You … Continue reading

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DeathWatch II No. 64 – I Owe You All My Happiness

This is Issue #64 of DeathWatch, Book II: tentatively called Heart Of Ilona, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find DeathWatch, the first in the series, or start from the beginning of Book II! Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * … Continue reading

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The mirror’s lament

How you had spoken to me in the pale mornings I cannot express to anyone — all are deaf to me; no voice is my own. All that you had told me is the first truth, and mine is but … Continue reading

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