Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

DeathWatch II No. 63 – All I Have To Do Is Get On The Ground

This is Issue #63 of DeathWatch, Book II: tentatively called Heart Of Ilona, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find DeathWatch, the first in the series, or start from the beginning of Book II! Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * … Continue reading

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Equations

Indestructible Indescribable Incandescent Indefatigable In me In you Your heart My heart

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Selfish

Thief be damned you have no right to the heart I fairly stole from another in order to keep my broken open chest from seizing. So what if I did not love? How could I, once my own heart was … Continue reading

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DeathWatch II No. 62 – There is Something You Must See

This is Issue #62 of DeathWatch, Book II: tentatively called Heart Of Ilona, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find DeathWatch, the first in the series, or start from the beginning of Book II! Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * … Continue reading

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100 Words: Advice

Whatever you do: don’t blink, don’t flinch, don’t give in a single inch; don’t scream, don’t stress, don’t shut down or make a mess; don’t shrivel, don’t shirk, don’t claim someone else’s work; don’t push, don’t take, don’t shame another … Continue reading

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