Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

Wedding Vows

I don’t know if I will ever be as magnificent as you promise me I am, but I promise I will seek to find the man you see in me. I will seek to find the God you praise. I … Continue reading

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On the back of a receipt I pulled put of my pocket and stuck to your door with gum:

My dear darling, How could you ever believe I would want or settle for anything less than your complete and utter submission? I know what you’ve been up to. I know what you’re doing right now. I know the way … Continue reading

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DeathWatch No. 63 – Nathan Had Found Out

This is Issue #63 of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘A Beginning’ and read from there, if you need to catch up. Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * * The euphoria of Brenneman’s death passed with … Continue reading

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Atlas

On top of the world is how you left me every time you touched me every time you saw me every time you spoke to me I was high flying until I was free falling and then I went from … Continue reading

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Impression

She was under the impression that he loved her, that she mattered. She was under the impression that he cared for more than himself. Now she’s only under the impression of his bootheel as it grinds her pretty face into … Continue reading

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