Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

How I Am

Posted on September 5, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

You ask me how I am. You ask me how my life is. I never tell you. I never really tell you, because I always spill. I always tell everyone everything. I always rip open and let it loose and … Continue reading →

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I’m alive. Barely.

Posted on September 5, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

Technical difficulties, and life. I will spare you both details and excuses, as both are boring. There is fiction awaiting you, go read it. There will be more fiction for you tomorrow. For now, I have to retreat to the … Continue reading →

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What Of It?

Posted on September 4, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

I must scream this; I must shriek it aloud from the heavens: What if you are not the man I have hoped for? What if I am only the man that you fear? What then? What then of our love … Continue reading →

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DeathWatch No. 87 – Lets Light Them Up

Posted on September 3, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

This is Issue #87 of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘A Beginning’ and read from there, if you need to catch up. Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * * As the clouds thickened and darkened around … Continue reading →

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DeathWatch No. 86 – I gotta go make somethin right

Posted on September 2, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

This is Issue #86 of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘A Beginning’ and read from there, if you need to catch up. Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * * “How could you, Nate?” Jules asked him, when … Continue reading →

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