Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

Flash Fiction Challenge – Seven Deadly Sins

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Catastrophe Jones

Wendig is at it again. This week’s challenge? Pick one of the seven deadly sins. 1000 words. The challenge I have for you? Tell me which one I picked. Here we go: * * * Sitting in the cafe. Answering … Continue reading →

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DeathWatch No. 150 – You’ll Just Let It Happen

Posted on March 9, 2016 by Catastrophe Jones

This is Issue #150 of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘DeathWatch’ then go to ‘#0 – A Beginning’ and read from there, or go find the issue # you remember, and catch up from there! Happy … Continue reading →

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100 Words: Reach/Drown

Posted on March 8, 2016 by Catastrophe Jones

I realize you’re drowning. Should I just stand by the river and watch as you go below? I can’t not plunge in up to my elbows and pull you back out, pull you above, give you breath. Open your eyes, … Continue reading →

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DeathWatch No. 149 – These Are Not Secrets

Posted on March 7, 2016 by Catastrophe Jones

This is Issue #149 of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘DeathWatch’ then go to ‘#0 – A Beginning’ and read from there, or go find the issue # you remember, and catch up from there! Happy … Continue reading →

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Blessing

Posted on March 6, 2016 by Catastrophe Jones

You have mine.  I give it freely. Take her  in your arms and love her as I couldn’t. Put your ring on her.  Claim her. Own her. Make her yours as I couldn’t.  Brand her. Mark her.  Stain her in … Continue reading →

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