Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

It’s My Birthday!

Posted on May 15, 2017 by Catastrophe Jones

It’s my birthday, and as a gift to myself, I’ve decided to stop having a great big anxiety freakout that I’m not as punctual as I’d like to be, when it comes to posting updates. I’m grateful to those of … Continue reading →

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DeathWatch II No. 96 – What did you just call me?

Posted on May 3, 2017 by Catastrophe Jones

This is Issue #96 of DeathWatch, Book II: tentatively called Heart Of Ilona, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find DeathWatch, the first in the series, or start from the beginning of Book II! Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * … Continue reading →

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DeathWatch II No. 95 – If I were a Westlander, would I die for you?

Posted on May 1, 2017 by Catastrophe Jones

This is Issue #95 of DeathWatch, Book II: tentatively called Heart Of Ilona, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find DeathWatch, the first in the series, or start from the beginning of Book II! Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * … Continue reading →

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DeathWatch II No. 94 – I’m sick of you telling me my own priorities, General

Posted on April 28, 2017 by Catastrophe Jones

This is Issue #94 of DeathWatch, Book II: tentatively called Heart Of Ilona, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find DeathWatch, the first in the series, or start from the beginning of Book II! Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * … Continue reading →

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DeathWatch II No. 93 – “Are you Captain, or are you philosopher?”

Posted on April 26, 2017 by Catastrophe Jones

This is Issue #93 of DeathWatch, Book II: tentatively called Heart Of Ilona, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find DeathWatch, the first in the series, or start from the beginning of Book II! Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * … Continue reading →

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