Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

Vows

If you promise not to ask me about the red thong panties and how they got into our bed, I promise I will not ask you about the blood in the kitchen and the girl last seen wearing them.

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Another Chance

Give me another lifetime another day with you another half an hour only fifteen minutes just a moment a single solitary instant just so I can be close again just so I can be near just so I can have … Continue reading

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DeathWatch No. 37 – I Don’t Know What You Mean

This is Issue #37  of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘A Beginning’ and read from there, if you need to catch up. Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * * Dreams were not the same as slipping; he … Continue reading

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DeathWatch No. 36 – It Is An Honor

This is Part 36 of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘A Beginning’ and read from there, if you need to catch up. Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * * It was hours later, and Jet was … Continue reading

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DeathWatch No. 35 – I Owe You My Life

This is Issue #35 of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘A Beginning’ and read from there, if you need to catch up. Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * * He could still feel the sting of … Continue reading

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