Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

DeathWatch No. 103 – You Have One Week

This is Issue #103 of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘A Beginning’ and read from there, if you need to catch up. Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * * “Jet.” The voice was familiar, but Jet didn’t … Continue reading

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DeathWatch No. 102 – Jules Jumped With Me

This is Issue #102 of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘A Beginning’ and read from there, if you need to catch up. Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * * Headed for the horizon, Kieron saw Hana, and … Continue reading

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Nothing like a crush

I’ve got a thing for her. Not because he wants her. Not because she wants him. Not because she’s bigger, better, prettier than me, but because she’s gorgeous, all on her own. Because she knows how to dance and how … Continue reading

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Comfort

It was hard to watch, to know I could have been something more than I am. It was hard to look at, to know instinctively that my worth had been judged, set, carved into time half a century prior, and … Continue reading

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Fun Shit To Say

“You know, every time I walk down this alleyway, I think I’m gonna see Batman.” “You know what would make a good band name? Surgical gloves and toast.” “I’m just gonna put this thing here. In you.” “You can’t let … Continue reading

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