Catastrophe Jones

In honor of 100 followers and 200 posts…

…I present to you the following hilarity.

The top searches that lead to my fiction include the phrase:

“What’s it like falling in love?”

Whoever you are, I AM SO. SO. SORRY.

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When we hit 200 followers, I will post a link to my greatest audio hits which may or may not include a poetry reading of a takeout menu from my favorite Indian restaurant.

[[UPDATE]] Now that I realize that I’ve already actually got over 300 followers because of FB and Twitter (Hmmmm, minion army), I must renegotiate: You will receive a ‘greatest hits’ album after 500 followers. You can either start promoting, OR live in a world where you never have to listen to me cover a Deathboy and Idina Menzel mashup.

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  1. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Funnily enough, I landed here by searching ” words that rhyme with bhuna.”

    And I thought I’d be the lone voice in “menu poetry” – damn!!!

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    1. Catastrophe Jones Avatar
      Catastrophe Jones

      We’ll do a duets album!

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  2. Jen Donohue Avatar
    Jen Donohue

    I LOVE looking at search terms. Sometimes they make perfect sense, and other times they’re totally demented. They can be inspiring, either way!

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    1. Catastrophe Jones Avatar
      Catastrophe Jones

      Right? Obviously, as The Bloggess says, we have found our tribe.

      Reply
  3. Trent Lewin Avatar
    Trent Lewin

    I NEED to hear you sing. I absolutely need that. I will do my part to make this happen.

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    1. Catastrophe Jones Avatar
      Catastrophe Jones

      I write you part 15, and THIS is the post you comment on? Lewin, you don’t know what you’re getting yourself into.

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      1. Trent Lewin Avatar
        Trent Lewin

        Jones, I will never miss one of your posts… went through the latest post first and then circled earlier… I read Return 15. I know you are determined to break me into little pieces with anticipation and wondering. I know that. I’m okay with that. And you’re cruel, and great, and you are so good it boggles the mind.

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        1. Catastrophe Jones Avatar
          Catastrophe Jones

          Little tiny pieces. All of them shrieking “More! Again! Woooooo!” like a pack of feral bros.

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          1. Trent Lewin Avatar
            Trent Lewin

            Feral’s the best word for you. Like some kind of wolf. You scare me a bit. I’m totally okay with that.

            Reply

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