Monthly Archives: May 2014

This week’s top searches that landed you weirdos on my blog include:

Posted on May 9, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

‘too late 2014 world catastrophe coming’ — Yeah, you’re probably right. It’s been foretold my coming would end the world. ‘thinking too much solution’ — I prefer scotch, but hey, if you prefer my writing, by all means. ‘fucking in … Continue reading →

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Far away

Posted on May 9, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

He walked off the plane, stumbled into the rental car checkout, dozed his way through the insanity of paperwork, and came to, somewhere on the highway, headed north. The blasted landscape around him doesn’t seem to realize it’s spring, and … Continue reading →

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More Dialogue (Alternates)

Posted on May 8, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

“Hey.” “You wanted to meet me?” “Only for a sec. I won’t take up too much of your time.” “Go for it.” “Listen. I know every year, around Christmas and New Years you’re about as functional as Lor with a … Continue reading →

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The Autumn Queen No. 1 – Elodie

Posted on May 7, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

This is #1 of The Autumn Queen, an experimental bit of serial fiction about warring factions of elves in a land without sun. * * * When the guards burst in, I had my back to the door, and Kellis … Continue reading →

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Is that Him?

Posted on May 6, 2014 by Catastrophe Jones

At first blush, the man sitting at the table looks to be in his early thirties, young enough that he could still be confused for a non-traditional college student, or maybe someone working through his PhD. He seems nervous and … Continue reading →

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