Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

I dont deserve you

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

A blessing in disguise, such a cliched thing, you’re the best you know you always were but sometimes I think I’d almost settle for second so I didn’t have such a high bar to reach for myself especially since I … Continue reading →

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This season

Posted on December 3, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

This holiday season just wanted you to know I was planning on unwrapping you as soon as I find the bow.

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Label

Posted on December 2, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

I struggle underneath the heavy weight of something I could give a name to but won’t because any label I give it has already been long tarnished by your judgments, crippled by your beliefs, made small and dirty by your … Continue reading →

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A certain kind of feeling

Posted on December 1, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

There is a certain kind of feeling you can only know as a child and hope to know never again, and that is the grief experienced once the glimmersheen discovered on your fingers is revealed to be the evidence that … Continue reading →

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DeathWatch No. 109 – You’re Calling Me Impolite?

Posted on November 30, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

This is Issue #109  of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘A Beginning’ and read from there, if you need to catch up. Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * * “Are you certain you’re not hungry?” The … Continue reading →

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