Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

What Did You Expect?

Meant to tell you something important but I Hiccuped Zigged when I should’ve zagged I have that song in my head you know the one and now I’m more than a little tegalnd pu Ohgod I remember thinking “This is all … Continue reading

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Fragments Made of Fiction – Experiments

Lewin had shown bits and pieces of a story on his blog a bit ago — that link is here, and he asked his readers to add an ending to the story. Considering I barely even end my own fiction, … Continue reading

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I Understand

…I’ve been downhearted baby — ever since the day we met… The song played on and on in the background while he droned away at his job. He looked out the window, now and then, the window he had been … Continue reading

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Remember We Used to Dance

She knew. That was the part that distressed Lana. Shari knew, and was only biding her time until she could use the information to her advantage. Lana wondered what would have to come up, how it would have to play … Continue reading

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New Year’s Traditions

He stood at the top of the building, after the news crew and security hires had left, looking down over the edge, blinking black lashes against the frosting wind. He smoked, narrowing his eyes, and tried to pick her out … Continue reading

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