Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

Declare You As Constant

Posted on March 7, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

If I were to scorn you, it would be blasphemy; the spirit into which I’ve been born again allows nothing but surrender to your holy lips, your fertile, divine tongue. A thousand thousand times I dreamt of your wet mouth … Continue reading →

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Flash Fiction – Cold Blood (Part 4 of 4)

Posted on March 6, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

Wendig’s challenge this week was to ‘stick the landing’ — parts 1-3 of this story were written by other people. It was up to me to finish it. If you love this story, make sure to love the other writers, … Continue reading →

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DeathWatch No. 14 – Just a Dream

Posted on March 5, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

This is Issue #14 of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘A Beginning’ and read from there, if you need to catch up. Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * * Waking up from drowning was hell. Waking … Continue reading →

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DeathWatch No. 13 – Painful Star by Painful Star

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

This is Issue #13 of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘A Beginning’ and read from there, if you need to catch up. Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * * It was always sudden. All of the … Continue reading →

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Hello, Everyone! How did you find me?

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

It’s question time, here in Jonesville (…not Jonestown, they’re further south, and we think there’s something in the water) because I’ve seen an influx of new readers, and I’m curious where the hell you all came from. So here we … Continue reading →

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