Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

Shake and Shiver

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

I want to eat of your bitter heart and sing praises of your ruined body, play drums with the shards of your shattered bones, and watch the pomegranate flutters of your ribbon-skin shake and shiver while you dance with light-step … Continue reading →

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The Life In My Eyes

Posted on June 7, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

I cannot tell you how many times I have imagined putting a knife to your throat, how bright my smile gets when I think it, how I flush with heat. Every time, you tell me how beautiful I am, and … Continue reading →

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Between The Bars

Posted on June 6, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

You wield knives, sharp ones, intent on bleeding me to death, the kind that stab through any defense, the kind that are made of hope and promise, the kind that are thin enough to get between the bars of the … Continue reading →

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DeathWatch No. 60 – Please Wear A Robe?

Posted on June 5, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

This is Issue #60 of DeathWatch, an ongoing Serial. Click that link to go find ‘A Beginning’ and read from there, if you need to catch up. Happy Reading! PREVIOUS * * * Silk sheets, down pillows. The lap of … Continue reading →

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STATION IDENTIFICATION

Posted on June 4, 2015 by Catastrophe Jones

Good evening, Horribles. You’re listening to Catastrophe Jones — Fiction of All Sorts. I’m on Twitter.  I tweet. It’s a thing I do. I’m also on Facebook. I’m on Tumblr.  I Tumbl. I have a LiveJournal, still, but it’s simply … Continue reading →

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