Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

Disbelief

I can’t imagine another sunset without you. I cannot fathom the constant quiet. Even with music, even with the onslaught of traffic and humanity, all I hear is the lack of you. There is an echo of silence in the … Continue reading

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Miss Misery

Strains of Elliot Smith in the apartment; she listens to the iPod through its bluetooth speaker, and wanders around, putting things back where they belong. It’s like cleaning up after an earthquake. A flood. A fire. There’s a damage, here, … Continue reading

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Day in the life of…

Say something No pleasant music. No bright lights. No comforting warmth. No one around, except for the thin girl curled around herself to give the illusion of touch, of connection. I’m giving up She rests her cheek against the dirty … Continue reading

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First Lines

Blatantly stolen from Inspired by Chuck Wendig, over at Terrible Minds. What would be a first line that would make you want a book? Yes, yes, there will be fiction for you later. I write the pretty words, I promise. … Continue reading

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Okay. I call shenanigans

Top searches for my blog within the last week: Keep finding insects 2014 — Um. Gross? Are horses teeth made of milk — I… what? * * * So *I* tried to search for my blog with these phrases, and … Continue reading

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