Author Archives: Catastrophe Jones

About Catastrophe Jones

Wretched word-goblin with enough interests that they're not particularly awesome at any of them. Terrible self-esteem and yet prone to hilarious bouts of hubris. Full of the worst flavors of self-awareness. Owns far too many craft supplies. Will sing to you at the slightest provocation.

Back On My Bullshit Again

When they caught him, when they took him from her, she thought it was because she was stupid, careless. She blamed herself for that, while she knew he rotted in Their grasp. ** No. No, back up. ** It wasn’t … Continue reading

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Get down

On your hands and knees. Where you belong. At my feet. Under the surface. On my bed. Where I want you. On the floor. Off the ledge. . And give me a kiss

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Quarantine Content

Dear Darlings: I’m working from home, and that means I have a tiny bit more time to myself that I can use for writing, thinking, eating, reading trash, watching Netflix, petting the cats — whatever. In this case, I’m trying … Continue reading

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A Story About Fishes, part 3

[part two] “I see, I see,” said Tiri, nodding. She did not see, but she supposed the fish was tired from helping save her, and since she was cold and wet and cross, and knew to be polite to a … Continue reading

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Exes and Ohs

Glory, glory, it was hard to see reason with all that radiant light with that face with that beautiful sungod face smiling down at me haloed by those windswept waves, that bronzed unfreckled skin. You don’t remember him, but I … Continue reading

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