Any and all attempts
to subvert the patriarchy
will result in not a quick death
but a slow torture
by injection.
You will have your self worth replaced
by airbrushed pictures of perfection
and you will have your self love replaced
by gluten free
sugar free
fat free
vegan
free range
organic
paleo
“Chocklet”
and you will have your self confidence replaced
by a younger model
with fewer miles
and more features.
Have a nice day!
